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| Jim Halpert: |
Question. What
kind of bear is best? |
| Dwight
Schrute: |
That's a
ridiculous question. |
| Jim Halpert: |
False. Black
bear. |
| Dwight
Schrute: |
That's
debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- |
| Jim Halpert: |
Fact. Bears eat
beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| Dwight
Schrute: |
Bears do not...
What is going on?! What are you doing?! |
| Michael
Scott: |
Ladies and
gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a
car. |
| Oscar: |
Where? |
| Michael
Scott: |
It happened
this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the
hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they
did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. |
| Stanley: |
What is wrong
with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? |
| Michael
Scott: |
Guess what? I
have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the
shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.
Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me--
no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying
to make. |
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